DJ Hap Hazzard
I have 12 fingers and 8 toes and I am really bad at math.
My Mom is an insomniac and my Dad is agnostic; I am dyslexic and stay up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
My advice to everyone is that alcohol and math don’t mix, so DONT DRINK AND DERIVE!!
There is no such thing as an American Buffalo…Family, Genus, and Species for that animal is Bison Bison Bison, creative, huh?
I play guitar, piano, accordion, harmonica, mandolin, dulcimer, autoharp and myself…
I mean I sing.